notwithstanding the foregoing

in any given set, i will like the most ridiculous or surreal example. i like bright colors and shiny things. i do off-broadway theater, and think about it often. also slightly obsessed with television, music, feminism, knitting, politics. and hello kitty.
Recent Tweets @ejbayer

I responded to an internet dating guy who joked that he “does what Peggy Olsen did” with a joke about the patriarchy and spent half the afternoon wondering if I scared him off.

Then I realized that if a guy can’t take a joke about the patriarchy, I probably don’t want to date him. 

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

(via msenjoli)

adashofthisorthat:

thisiswineclub:

This may inspire what I bring to the next wine club.

my first time re-blogging myself?

Every day is rosé day.

diy:

How to grow an avocado tree from an avocado pit.  For more gardening tips and tricks, check out the Gardener skill.

My mom usually tries to do this. It’s even been successful a time or two. 

(via 2ufarm)

Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x

he’s the cool dad. 

(via coupleofbananas)

notnadia:

THEY ARE MAKING A FILM OF MY FAVORITE AUGUST STRINDBERG PLAY (The Ghost Sonata is a close second, because it’s so creepy and slightly fucked up) AND IT LOOKS SEXY AND I CANNOT WAIT TO GET MY EXPRESSIONIST DRAMA NERD ON WITH THIS ONE.

PLEASE DON’T HAVE FUCKED THIS UP. 

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via coupleofbananas)

xanderkaprander:

The Approach Of The Storm

Carcassonne

I love it when Alex goes through his photos.