notwithstanding the foregoing

in any given set, i will like the most ridiculous or surreal example. i like bright colors and shiny things. i do off-broadway theater, and think about it often. also slightly obsessed with television, music, feminism, knitting, politics. and hello kitty.
Recent Tweets @ejbayer

confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

Cat’s REAL agenda.

Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth:The New Misogyny, tracked and mocked. You should totally go there, like right now.

(via amypop)

jturn:

flamboyant-dog:

jturn:

who the fuck funded this study you can find this out by spending 5 minutes in a sauna

YOU SPEND 5 MINUTES IN THE SAUNA WITH A FUCKING BEAR???

hun

(via coupleofbananas)

agrrlcalledlize:

No idea who originally made this, but THEY are fabulous.

agrrlcalledlize:

No idea who originally made this, but THEY are fabulous.

Inquiring minds want to know… is Matt Bomer a good kisser?

I choose to believe this means that Matt Bomer is the dreamiest.

(via giganticism)

nationaljournal:

Grover Norquist, the newest burner. 

bronwynlewis, haiphung, I’m sorry to tell you this. Burning Man is over. 

(via waitingonoblivion)

jaybushman:

thebicker:

Maybe if Gotham had a higher marginal tax rate and estate tax, they wouldn’t need a privatized vigilante to supplement their police department.

This.

I have long assumed that Jimmy Fallon writes fan fiction.

(via areyoufamous)

confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

I’m anti-feminist because someone once told me that feminists hate male humans. I was too lazy to do any real research. Come on, I’m a spoiled, pampered cat! Why should I have to think for myself?

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Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth:The New Misogyny, tracked and mocked. You should totally go there, like right now.

(via amypop)

hannibalmorelikecannibal:

Hannibal: the Musical at SDCC

MUSICAL EPISODE

(I mean it’s been done, see also: Silence! The Musical!)

(via absurdical)