Things I Would Do If My Name Were “Benedict Cumberbatch”
A comprehensive list by me via Thought Catalog
6. Name my firstborn child “Quidditch Cumberbatch.”
Obviously.
This is the only Thought Catalog article I’ve ever not regretted reading. I like it.
I’m sorry, these are all perfect. My “few favorites” is 90% of the list. -Order a complicated coffee drink at Starbucks...
The first ones my favourite,...would go to that ‘Cumber-Batches of Crumpets’ bakery.
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Sometimes I feel like doing #3 even without an incredibly British name.