notwithstanding the foregoing
girly-type in nyc. likes bright colors and shiny things. works in off-broadway theater, and thinks about it often. also slightly obsessed with television, music, feminism, knitting, politics. and hello kitty.
Peter Stuyvesant’s luck has finally run out!!!
The Hawk Faced Director-General of New Amsterdam was surprised to see four British Navy ships sail into port and demand that he surrender. Since no one wanted to brutally lose to the Brits, the pansy with a wooden leg hobbled out of New Amsterdam and gave the reigns to King Charles II’s brother, AKA the Duke of York. In his honor, they renamed the land New York
ShittyCity.Those greedy little Brits just can’t get enough! Next thing you know, they’ll rename it from “America” to “England is The Best EVER, Bitches!!”
England is The Best EVER, Bitches!!
Ha.
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