notwithstanding the foregoing

girly-type in nyc. likes bright colors and shiny things. works in off-broadway theater, and thinks about it often. also slightly obsessed with television, music, feminism, knitting, politics. and hello kitty.
However, Derek (who is played by the guy who played the naval captain Keira Knightley didn’t want to marry in Pirates of the Caribbean and at this point I scream out loud because there is nothing I love more in a sex way than a stern Englishman who is impossible to reach emotionally) says that to get him to agree to audition, Eileen will have to produce the reanimated body of Marilyn Monroe for him to do it to, and in this way is it made clear to us that unlike virtually every other adult human male in the world of musical theater, Derek Wills is a vagina enthusiast.
Okay I liked I’m going to reblog this other quote from Vulture’s Smash recap. Because Derek is clearly “theater straight” so he read as totally normal to me.
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