notwithstanding the foregoing
We can’t believe it!
A CUTE governor of New York?!?!
Sir William Phips, the cutie governor of New York, has prohibited further witch arrests in Salem and has ordered the release of accused. We hear all of the imprisoned accused witches will be pardoned as long as they can afford to pay their jail expenses.
So, let us get this straight: The witches have been WRONGLY jailed but they still have to pay for their jail food and lodging???
Sounds like the mASSholes we know
and love!!
Have you been reading PerezHamilton? They’ve been doing a bang up job lately with a long look at the Salem Witch Trials. (Megan, is this transhistorical storytelling or something?)
We’ve been hearing all about this trendy new “Kosher” diet.
Now we can actually try it!!!!!!
A Jew by the name of Asser Levy is now the first Kosher butcher in America. His shop is in New Amsterdam along that street with the really big wall (constructed to defend from the Dutch and the Indians).
This is a big step for the Jews, having their own butcher and all!
We’ll try anything if it makes us skinny!!!
You’ve seen this tumblr by now, but this is just the best.
(One of my forebears was the kosher butcher in Fargo, ND for a while.)
