notwithstanding the foregoing

in any given set, i will like the most ridiculous or surreal example. i like bright colors and shiny things. i do off-broadway theater, and think about it often. also slightly obsessed with television, music, feminism, knitting, politics. and hello kitty. #alpacaexpert
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Posts tagged "star trek"


when are we gonna get bones narrating space: the final frontier just imagine it

"space: the final frontier. these are the voyages of the starship enterprise. its five year mission—five years in space, god help meto explore strange new worlds—jim, i swear to heaven above, don’t you touch that—to seek out new life—like that furry pteradactyl that almost killed me two days ago, you mean? primordial mating ritual my ass—and new civilizations—just try not to get sacrificed to any deities! that wasn’t a joke; do you hear me laughing?—to boldly go where no man has gone before—and with damn good reason, i’ll tell you that. oh, right, by all means, let’s explore the eternal darkness and invent photon torpedoes, what a brilliant idea—jim, if you don’t stop touching that, by jove—”

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Felt like cross stitching, so I made this. It says “Klingon, mother fucker, do you speak it?” in Klingon naturally.

I really love this one

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This is an important tumblr documenting all things Khan. Or KHAAAAAAAAAN, I suppose.

ontheviewscreen: What is the Enterprise bridge crew watching today?

That’s just market research.

popculturebrain: Set Photos: Star Trek 2 | MTV


Due to my random fondness for fan craft projects, I started another tumblr. Of just fan craft projects.

(These are pretty cool socks, thought. I mean before the Starfleet insignia. That just makes them AWESOME.)

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also these are pretty styling.

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suddenly I’m realizing how empty my life has been.


Roommate: OMG I am so Spock and you are so [Dr. McCoy].

So happy right now.

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