notwithstanding the foregoing

girly-type in nyc. likes bright colors and shiny things. works in off-broadway theater, and thinks about it often. also slightly obsessed with television, music, feminism, knitting, politics. and hello kitty.
Posts tagged "this is way more entertaining than my porn name"

jaimealyse:

sassyfontaine:

doozy:

drinkyourjuice:

Sticky Eyes Brown. Hey.

Pretty Bones Jenkins

Fat Legs Hopkins

Apt.

I’m sorry, but: Boney Bones Jones. 

That’s awesome. I’m Texas Fingers McGee.